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...than I did this time last week.
Stood on a fucking plug.
Stood on a fucking plug.
I have three more orifices...
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Too soon?!
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Wtf is going on in there?
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Too soon?!
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Holy fuck.
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I have three more officers...
Oh shoot....it would have been a funny thread.....but I posted it in the wrong place.
Oh shoot....it would have been a funny thread.....but I posted it in the wrong place.
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I've ran out of medi pads, got an eye patch on it now.
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Ah. Take no notice, the blood loss has me confused easily.
Shhhh! (No one will ever know what was really posted earlier.)
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I nearly spewed when I had to pull it out. I've proper fucked my foot up.
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Make sure you get it proper cleaned out. I know someone who stepped on the business end of one of these and ended up with pretty serious infection ...
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31lHqTskfrL._AC_SY450_.jpg
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Make sure you get it proper cleaned out. I know someone who stepped on the business end of one of these and ended up with pretty serious infection ...
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31lHqTskfrL._AC_SY450_.jpg
Been sluicing with saline regularly, puffy and bruised now between the holes. Only a bit of blood when I remove the pad but I guess that's expected of a deepish puncture wound. Can't see any infection. Fucking murder getting upstairs and showering. My knee on the other leg isn't right yet ffs. And I had to tackle a huge fucking spider.
Myra Hindley doc on at 9 and I have cake. All is not lost Poke.
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Ugh. Reminds me of that scene in Dog Soldiers when Sean Pertwee glues his intestines back in.
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How have I missed seeing that classic????
Cracking tongue in cheek Brit werewolf film set in Scotland. You couldn't make it up!
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Been sluicing with saline regularly, puffy and bruised now between the holes. Only a bit of blood when I remove the pad but I guess that's expected of a deepish puncture wound. Can't see any infection. Fucking murder getting upstairs and showering. My knee on the other leg isn't right yet ffs. And I had to tackle a huge fucking spider.
Myra Hindley doc on at 9 and I have cake. All is not lost Poke.
You're all set then!
Just keep a close eye on it for any new redness/soreness over the next week!
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You're all set then!
Just keep a close eye on it for any new redness/soreness over the next week!
I will.
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Fun flick, that.
