I have three Mexicans in my house...

[GimpyIntellect]

They are speaking in a secret language.

I believe it to be Spanish.

How do I find out if they're talking about me or not?

 

[jezzilee]

They're talking about you, that's a given.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

They're talking about you, that's a given.

It better be because of my good hair day.

 

[jezzilee]

Are they laughing?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Are they laughing?

Yes. And pointing, in my general direction.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

 

[Pookie]

Yes. And pointing, in my general direction.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Did you leave your bath robe open?

 

[PayDay]

They are speaking in a secret language.

I believe it to be Spanish.

How do I find out if they're talking about me or not?

"Pinche gringo..."

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Did you leave your bath robe open?

No way.

I'm fully dressed.

I don't want to entice them with my intense sexuality.

"Pinche gringo..."

I heard a little of that.

What does this secret language mean?

 

[PayDay]

I heard a little of that.

What does this secret language mean?

"Fucking American."

 

[jezzilee]

Yes. And pointing, in my general direction.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Are they making any kind of gestures?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

"Fucking American."

You're very fluent.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Are they making any kind of gestures?

There was this one guy, pointing and laughing at me, and then he would have his forefinger about an inch away from his thumb.

I'm not sure what he's implying.

 

[PayDay]

You're very fluent.

Pocito.

 

[PayDay]

There was this one guy, pointing and laughing at me, and then he would have his forefinger about an inch away from his thumb.

I'm not sure what he's implying.

Pocito.

 

[jezzilee]

There was this one guy, pointing and laughing at me, and then he would have his forefinger about an inch away from his thumb.

I'm not sure what he's implying.

They aren't grabbing their junk and THEN pointing at you are they?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

They aren't grabbing their junk and THEN pointing at you are they?

Yes! How did you know?

The words he uttered went like this: tu mamá va a chupar esto más tarde.

I think he's going to do something to my mother!

 

[jezzilee]

Yes! How did you know?

The words he uttered went like this: tu mamá va a chupar esto más tarde.

I think he's going to do something to my mother!

I don't know what he said, but anal rape is imminent. You may want to run now, unless you are into that sort of thing and then ~enjoy~

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I don't know what he said, but anal rape is imminent. You may want to run now, unless you are into that sort of thing and then ~enjoy~

If it's imminent, I probably shouldn't go anywhere. I've been in a bit of a drought lately as it is.

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[PayDay]

Yes! How did you know?

The words he uttered went like this: tu mamá va a chupar esto más tarde.

I think he's going to do something to my mother!

"Your mother goes to suck 'this?' more late" ...?

 

[Balladeer08]

They are speaking in a secret language.

I believe it to be Spanish.

How do I find out if they're talking about me or not?

if they say "muy pequeno", they are talking about you.

 

[PayDay]

if they say "muy pequeno", they are talking about you.

That's Spanish, not Mexican.

 

[jezzilee]

If it's imminent, I probably shouldn't go anywhere. I've been in a bit of a drought lately as it is.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Then you may want to do something to encourage them. Get a bottle of lube and offer it as a gesture of good will. Glad I could be of assistance in your moment of drought~y~ness. Have fun!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Then you may want to do something to encourage them. Get a bottle of lube and offer it as a gesture of good will. Glad I could be of assistance in your moment of drought~y~ness. Have fun!

I've already lathered myself up in Tabasco sauce. It's only a matter of moments until I become the focal point in their Mexican gangbang. Soon we will be bumping sombreros!

 

[jezzilee]

I've already lathered myself up in Tabasco sauce. It's only a matter of moments until I become the focal point in their Mexican gangbang. Soon we will be bumping sombreros!

LOL! Franks Red Hot? I put that shit on everything! ...almost

 

[GimpyIntellect]

LOL! Franks Red Hot? I put that shit on everything! ...almost

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5AG0AgAAYc8/S5hVip17zzI/AAAAAAAAAHs/_7ooyYCGJYc/s400/garlic+pepper.jpg

You could say it's my.....utopia.