I have returned!!

[Valdimer]

Yes, I have returned!!

I know I've been away for a while, but I have a good reason.

If you didnt know already, I'm now living in tennesse, taking care of a family member. Kindof the family emergency kinda thing, you know. Anyways, I'm back now, and here to stay!

Man, I missed the shit out of the whole lot of ya.

So tell me, what did I miss while I was gone?

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

Welcome back!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Man, I missed the shit out of the whole lot of ya.

Ewww. Not another Nasty fetishist.

Hey Val, I missed you too, but you stay on that side of the room.

 

[Valdimer]

My fetishes arent nasty, they are actually quite tame, lol.

I missed ya too killermuffin

 

[Renegade]

Dang those Frat House punks.

 

[Valdimer]

Wha wha what???

Back into the basement with you! *flings slab of raw meat and the latest issue of club*

 

[KillerMuffin]

You haven't met our most, um, let's just call it icky? Yes, icky is good. You have met our icky fetishist nasty, then?

Come, Val darling, weave me nipple-hardening tales of a Val-Rave-Xan menege a trois.

 

[Renegade]

And while you're at it, tell us who swallowed and who didn't.

What??

 

[Valdimer]

Oh killermuffin, those stories are better left for conversation beside a fireplace