I Have Not Been Laid In 10(ten) Years

[mrstumpy69]

HELLO

SINGLE MALE 40 FROM OREGON. (pdx area)

I am looking for an understanding LADY(FEMALE) to meet and maybe have some fun with. ( if your are travelling maybe dinner)

I have not been laid in ten years(no sex...) and no i just did not get of prison(lol)

I am somewhat shy. I am an amputee( missing one foot).

I am 215 stocky/althetic blue/blonde 7-8" uncut.

I prefer smaller breasted petite ladies.( please no BBW)

I love oral sex(g/r) sensual massages.

I work full time and go to school full time.

Looking for a friendship and relationship maybe or just a good roll in the hay.. lol

thank you
steven

please no men((not the least bit bi) and not interested in your color commentary.

 

[Jenny _S]

HELLO

SINGLE MALE 40 FROM OREGON. (pdx area)

I am looking for an understanding LADY(FEMALE) to meet and maybe have some fun with. ( if your are travelling maybe dinner)

I have not been laid in ten years(no sex...) and no i just did not get of prison(lol)

I am somewhat shy. I am an amputee( missing one foot).

I am 215 stocky/althetic blue/blonde 7-8" uncut.

I prefer smaller breasted petite ladies.( please no BBW)

I love oral sex(g/r) sensual massages.

I work full time and go to school full time.

Looking for a friendship and relationship maybe or just a good roll in the hay.. lol

thank you
steven

please no men((not the least bit bi) and not interested in your color commentary.

Doesn't look like you're doing to good here either.
(don't PM me, please)

 

[mrstumpy69]

Geez... Jenny thanks for the support...

maybe you can take pity on me.. lol i am a nice guy just meet the wrong girls...gay or married.

steven

 

[Jenny _S]

Geez... Jenny thanks for the support...

maybe you can take pity on me.. lol i am a nice guy just meet the wrong girls...gay or married.

steven

Look, Steven,

You wanna score on Lit you do the same thing you do in real life. If you went into a McMinimen's, ordered a pint and hung a sign around your neck saying "I haven't been fucked in 10 years... take pity on me" would it work? No!

But if you got involved, talked to people, became known, eventually you would connect. Lit's the same way. Talk to and meet people in the Playground. Play the games over there. Pick a few threads over there that interest you and frequent them. You will get to be known and...

See?

 

[Squeezenplease]

Almost hard to believe

 

[God of Threads]

Look, Steven,

You wanna score on Lit you do the same thing you do in real life. If you went into a McMinimen's, ordered a pint and hung a sign around your neck saying "I haven't been fucked in 10 years... take pity on me" would it work? No!

But if you got involved, talked to people, became known, eventually you would connect. Lit's the same way. Talk to and meet people in the Playground. Play the games over there. Pick a few threads over there that interest you and frequent them. You will get to be known and...

See?

Jenny speaketh truth.

Follow her wise words, Steven.

~ ~
(I am not a man. I am a, ummm, single-celled organism.)

 

[Jenny _S]

Jenny speaketh truth.

Follow her wise words, Steven.

~ ~
(I am not a man. I am a, ummm, single-celled organism.)

hey GOT... How are things in the Neither World... LTNS

 

[NYSubGrpplr]

Jenny_S, is that you in your AV? If so nice ass.

 

[Jenny _S]

Jenny_S, is that you in your AV? If so nice ass.

No. That's my skanky sister. Mine's better than that.

 

[God of Threads]

hey GOT... How are things in the Neither World... LTNS

Generally good although it looks like there is an attempt to recall a fellow diety. Hope things are groovy in your own uniqueness.

 

[Jenny _S]

Generally good although it looks like there is an attempt to recall a fellow diety. Hope things are groovy in your own uniqueness.

Ok here, GOT.

Perhaps the recall is only one of those factory things where they forgot to place a warning sticker on his butt or something. We can only hope.

 

[brandonopolis]

I haven't been laid in 18 years

 

[FunDude63]

No. That's my skanky sister. Mine's better than that.

Wow, her's is pretty hot. I'd love to see yours...

 

[dondragon62]

Well I feel better.

I was feeling hard done by after three years with no sex,and I am married. Ok I will quite sniveling and go to bed with my good right hand or left for variety.

 

[mrstumpy69]

wow 675 ppl have review this and

675 ppl have reviewed my ad. yet only one lady has said anything... mmm

maybe i will just give up and become a Monk...lol

 

[HoHoBomb]

Re: wow 675 ppl have review this and

maybe i will just give up and become a Monk...lol

sounds like a plan

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: wow 675 ppl have review this and

sounds like a plan

We can refer to him as "Friar Stumpy"

 

[Guest]

 

[God of Threads]

Re: Re: I Have Not Been Laid In 10(ten) Years

You havent been laid in 10 years, and you are being picky?

He did compromise on the lucky lady:
- providing a dowry
- with piercing blue eyes
- having a cute giggle
- displaying a come-hither look.

 

[God of Threads]

Re: wow 675 ppl have review this and

675 ppl have reviewed my ad. yet only one lady has said anything... mmm

maybe i will just give up and become a Monk...lol

Your, ummm, plight is interesting but your solution seems a bit odd. There are not many people lined up to end a decade-long sexless vacuum.

I do have another idea: you could "rent"

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Re: Re: I Have Not Been Laid In 10(ten) Years

He did compromise on the lucky lady:
- providing a dowry
- with piercing blue eyes
- having a cute giggle
- displaying a come-hither look.

That sounds rather GOD-LIKE, TOG. You may have a change

Colored contacts, a little hair dye, new dress... Go for it!

 

[God of Threads]

That sounds rather GOD-LIKE, TOG. You may have a change

Colored contacts, a little hair dye, new dress... Go for it!

Oh, I do believe in the right ensemble I could definitely rock his world. But after a ten-year absence we should start slowly with the basics (flirting, holding hands, the awkward kiss at the doorway).

 

[denis hale]

A Hand For Jenny's Sister

HEY JENNY

your sister is HOT! Not as hot as you though.

Don't hate me but the bar is spelled

M c M E N A M I N S

dh

Chin up, Stumpy. Try the Marathon Tavern on 18th and Burnside. If that don't work, go to 82nd Ave! or MLK i dunno.

Don't get down on yourself.

Or do, actually, I mean.... you know what I mean.