SINthysist
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Two catholic bishops were discussing celibacy...
I have no joke to offer today.
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SINthysist
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LOL - I have one now...
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You could always nick one or two of mine.......if you are desperate !
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Natural borne pessimist and optimist
Some scientist wanted to test the fact of natural borne personalities.
They acquired two 8 yr old boys. One was a natural borne optimist and the other was a natural borne pessimist.
They took the natural borne pessimist and put him in a big room filled with new toys and all the candy he could eat. They then took the natural borne optimist and put him in a room full of horse manuer and gave him a shovel.
The scientists waited approximately 5 hrs and then returned to the Pessimist room. When they open the door they found the boy, sitting in the middle of the rooms, crying???? He had some candy in one hand and a broke toy in the other. They asked, “what wrong??? Why are you so sad?”….. the boy sniffed and replied, “this don’t taste good, this toy is broke, and some body’s just going to take all this away from me anyway!” Well the scientist were shocked but yet they proved he was a Natural borne Pessimist, with out a doubt!!!
They went to the other room with the optimist. When they opened the door they found this boy Laughing and smiling from ear to ear. He was very happy and was slinging crap every were with his shovel. The scientist asked, “Why are you so happy? You are in a room full of crap! What is there to be happy about?”
The boy hollered back “With all this shit around there MUST be a pony some where!”
Some scientist wanted to test the fact of natural borne personalities.
They acquired two 8 yr old boys. One was a natural borne optimist and the other was a natural borne pessimist.
They took the natural borne pessimist and put him in a big room filled with new toys and all the candy he could eat. They then took the natural borne optimist and put him in a room full of horse manuer and gave him a shovel.
The scientists waited approximately 5 hrs and then returned to the Pessimist room. When they open the door they found the boy, sitting in the middle of the rooms, crying???? He had some candy in one hand and a broke toy in the other. They asked, “what wrong??? Why are you so sad?”….. the boy sniffed and replied, “this don’t taste good, this toy is broke, and some body’s just going to take all this away from me anyway!” Well the scientist were shocked but yet they proved he was a Natural borne Pessimist, with out a doubt!!!
They went to the other room with the optimist. When they opened the door they found this boy Laughing and smiling from ear to ear. He was very happy and was slinging crap every were with his shovel. The scientist asked, “Why are you so happy? You are in a room full of crap! What is there to be happy about?”
The boy hollered back “With all this shit around there MUST be a pony some where!”
SINthysist
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I'll have to nick(?) some sometime...
I'm an optimist about my sense of humor!
I'm an optimist about my sense of humor!
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SINthysist said:
One bishop says:
Now that we can't do the little boys anymore we're gonna have to fuck each other.
The other bishop responds:
But what about our celibacy vows!
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LOL
Two South African Aids sufferers were looking for a virgin to rape in order to cure thier affliction...
And ended up in an unholy confrontation with two priests...
Two South African Aids sufferers were looking for a virgin to rape in order to cure thier affliction...
And ended up in an unholy confrontation with two priests...
