I Have Never (version 3)

[MedicalMuse]

I'm rarely here, but saw you post. I was gonna message you one day, awhile ago...but you are soooooo picky about who writes.

You can write to me. You’re pickier than I am!
I can never send you a message.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I have never not taken over a thread for personal reasons

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN taken over a thread for sexual favors.

But I would.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN hit another boat with our boat

 

[snexxer]

IHN considered an open marriage, but I am now.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN kicked my husband in the nuts

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snowwoman with less than double G breasts.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN tried to surf.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN went out caroling naked In my neighborhood.

 

[fsa52]

IHN sent bare boob pics to all the clergy in town.

 

[ellehc422]

I have never licked a guys feet-many have asked

 

[dreamysub]

I have never leave a man I loved eventho I know I should have.

 

[Taegul]

IHN kept a lion as a pet.

 

[Btq97]

I have never eaten sea lion

 

[ericalauren]

I have never been to France.

 

[deft]

I have never sat on a toadstool holding a fishing rod.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been taken aside & searched at customs

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been strip searched by a guy named Bubba in prison

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been pegged by an English cucumber ribbed for my pleasure.

 

[dreamysub]

I have never met Him, but I feel Him every night.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN ordered or cooked liver & onions

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had Mrs. Clause sit in my lap.

 

[Leigh81]

I haven't ran over a protester .....yet

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a candy cane for a sex toy.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been felt up under the mistletoe