I Have Never (version 3)

[Gamine67]

IHN thought ’a lot’ is one word.

 

[Taegul]

IHN eaten iguana-on-a-stick.

 

[Sweetn3ss]

IHN been to Tim Hortons

 

[NEOhio1972]

I've Been. Its not bad....

I HN drank Tim Horton's naked.....

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've never had a beer

 

[NEOhio1972]

Get the f out of here

NHE had a beer naked!!

 

[Taegul]

I've never had a beer

IHN wanted to take someone out for a beer more than I do right now lol.

Never? Ever? Wow.

 

[SadieAnne]

IHN smoked a cigarette. Or anything.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN smoked a cigarette. Or anything.

Exact same with me.

IHN gone to a bar and bought myself a drink.

 

[lanceGibs]

I have never paid for sex

 

[SadieAnne]

IHN been drunk.

 

[lanceGibs]

IHN regretted an orgasm.

 

[Feelfreetotouch]

IHN regretted an orgasm.

Wish I could say the same.

 

[Ronak42]

I have never won a gold medal

U are lucky, atleast won, I never

 

[SadieAnne]

IHN gone a year without strep throat

 

[WerdNerd]

IHN had strep throat

 

[MindYaBitness]

IHN wanted to take someone out for a beer more than I do right now lol.

Never? Ever? Wow.

Nope, I had part of a mudslide on accident when I was 18, in Mexico. Otherwise, diet coke has been my drink of choice

 

[Taegul]

Nope, I had part of a mudslide on accident when I was 18, in Mexico. Otherwise, diet coke has been my drink of choice

Ok, but how many diet cokes you gotta drink before getting a good buzz?

Wine? Some other alcohol? Nothing?!?!

And IHN smoked a cigar.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, but how many diet cokes you gotta drink before getting a good buzz?

Wine? Some other alcohol? Nothing?!?!

And IHN smoked a cigar.

Nothing, never, nada. For all of my bad behavior, I have been stone cold sober I've never smoked a cigar either, but I grew up with a smoker, does second hand smoking count

 

[Taegul]

Nothing, never, nada. For all of my bad behavior, I have been stone cold sober I've never smoked a cigar either, but I grew up with a smoker, does second hand smoking count

Kinda want to hear about that bad behavior.

IHN thrown out the first pitch at a major league baseball game, but it would be a knuckleball if I did.

 

[JackKingOff]

IHN been high on recreational drugs.

 

[NEOhio1972]

IHN been high on recreational drugs.

Sorry to hear that......but good for you......

IHN been to Burningman!!!!

 

[MrsPassion]

IHN liked pineapple on pizza

 

[Taegul]

IHN trusted narrowminded pineapple-on-pizza haters!

 

[Twistedkink]

IHN paid for sex