I Have Never (version 3)

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been divorced. (Yaaaay me. Poor her!)

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost an arm-wrestling match with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN told someone to STOP... halfway through giving me oral

 

[WantonOneWanted]

IHN thought telling someone to STOP halfway through oral was even an option

 

[Taegul]

Ihn finished a cup of coffee. Bleh!

 

[Coyote100]

IHN driven a car over 120MPH.

 

[Polranny]

IHN found a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow

 

[Leigh81]

IHN rode double with my dog on my bicycle

 

[Fingerfuxs]

IHN been to the Canadian border,

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN seen the Northern lights.

 

[Polranny]

IHN scuba dived

 

[Leigh81]

IHN broken a bone....multiple sprains though

 

[shymalea]

said no to a hard cock

 

[Leigh81]

IHN wanted any other breed of dog but a European Doberman

 

[bijedi]

I have never owned a cat

 

[Gamine67]

I have never misplaced my Oscar. Not once.

 

[badjanus]

I have never felt as fortunate as I do now.

 

[Tallulah82]

I have never felt as fortunate as I do now.

I have never felt as pleased for you as I do now.

 

[Leigh81]

I have never been skydiving

 

[Taegul]

IHN worked as a door-to-door salesman in North Korea.

 

[Coyote100]

IHN gotten a terminal disease.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN literally kissed a frog. Or is it that I have never kissed a literal frog? Either way, no kissing no frogs.

 

[Taegul]

IHN played the cowbell while on stage with Metallica.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

IHN been bitten by a vampire.

 

[snexxer]

IHN been given a blowjob that didn't involve teeth.