I Have Never (version 3)

[KPaulNeilson]

IHN been to Boston in the fall... Or summer or winter or New England in general.

 

[Taegul]

IHN eaten calamari.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN climbed the Christmas tree

 

[lakesailer_mi]

IHN been to the Carribean.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

IHN (in the last 3 decades) not stayed up late wrapping presents on Christmas Eve.

 

[DirtyMarine]

IHN (in the last 3 decades) not stayed up late wrapping presents on Christmas Eve.

Congrats on keeping the tradition alive. Merry Christmas!

 

[Leigh81]

IHN let my dog drive the boat while I water skied

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN parachuted without a parachute

 

[Leigh81]

IHN gotten so drunk on rum that I fell off the Jolly Roger

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a Chris Hemsworth lookalike contest.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN gone outside & made a snow angel naked.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snowwoman on all fours being taken by a snowman in my out of town neighbors yard.

Yet

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN tea bagged the hood of a car in the snow

 

[Taegul]

IHN used a Jedi mind trick to get a woman to sleep with me. I mean, I could do it. I just choose not to.

 

[fsa52]

I have never stolen a school bus for a joyride.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN invented X-Ray glasses to see through women’s clothing

Yet

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed a striptease for the next poster.

You're welcome!

 

[Filipinawife]

IHN left a client unsatisfied

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN licked a slug.

 

[PandemicReader8]

IHN even considered answering anything with "licked a slug".

 

[Trubbycat]

I have never tied a partner in hanging shibari bondage and told the neighborhood kids she was a piñata.

 

[fsa52]

IHN run away from home and joined a circus.

 

[Taegul]

IHN dressed like a priest and commandeered a confessional just to hear people's dirtiest sins.

IHN wanted to do the above more than I do right now.

 

[Taegul]

IHN played naked Twister with the next poster.

 

[Gamine67]

Tru-Dat, but we flashed at Dog Beach.

IHN Put lettuce on an ice cream sandwich.