I Have Never (version 3)

[Leigh81]

IHN not kissed under the mistletoe

 

[Leigh81]

IHN made Santa cum by sitting on his lap

 

[Filipinawife]

I have not had a black guy

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fucked Mrs. Claus

 

[DirtyMarine]

IHN made Santa cum by sitting on his lap

What would you like for Christmas?!

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN pretended to be a priest in a confessional.

 

[Seadog777]

Is this a more serious IHN or the opposite?

 

[DirtyMarine]

Is this a more serious IHN or the opposite?

Hope it's not too serious.

 

[Seadog777]

Hope it's not too serious.

I didn't want to come in here and piss all over everyone's Post Toasties

 

[Seadog777]

I'll start with a dirty one, since this is Literotica.

IHN, had a FFM threesome.

I've had a MMF, but she didn't return the favor.

I'll just say that both of them caught an ass whooping for it.

 

[Gamine67]

I Have Never bounced a bowling ball off my tush.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN grabbed a woman's boobs and yelled HONK HONK

 

[Leigh81]

IHN worn a chastity belt

 

[zydrate]

IHN not liked a COD version yet

 

[DirtyMarine]

IHN had an FFM threesome either....

 

[Gamine67]

I have never claimed it taste like chicken.

 

[Janliette]

IHN suck a cock with whipped cream.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN suck a cock with whipped cream.

IHN sucked one with or without whipped cream haha.

 

[zydrate]

IHN seen any of the John Wick films... or Die Hard... or Game of Thorns? Thrones? Whatever...

 

[jackburns]

I have never sailed my private yacht solo around the world.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN took a picture of my manhood outside when it’s -10F

 

[Seadog777]

IHN seen any of the John Wick films... or Die Hard... or Game of Thorns? Thrones? Whatever...

I haven't seen any of the John Wick movies or a single episode of GOT either.

 

[Seadog777]

IHN took a picture of my manhood outside when it’s -10F

Well of course, you wouldn't be able to show your wares very well.

 

[Seadog777]

IHN.....gone streaking down main street in a "big city"

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had my dog chew/wreck/destroy a single thing in our home