I Have Never (version 3)

[Lucy_Lastic]

IHN been allowed to drive my dad's cars.

 

[birdman01]

IHN been mountain climbing

 

[Leigh81]

IHN done a wheelie on my motorcycle

 

[birdman01]

IHN been sky diving

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been bored at the cottage

 

[birdman01]

IHN been to your cottage!

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been to your cottage!

Seems like everyone else has.

IHN done anything sexual in my convertible.

 

[birdman01]

IHN kissed a blonde Canadian girl!!

 

[Taegul]

IHN starred in my own Marvel superhero movie. I might be the last person on earth...

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN had sex on a plane, or even manhandled.

 

[BDA73]

Ihn had an orgasm from oral sex

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been pegged by a woman guard in a Turkish prison

 

[Taegul]

IHN been the last clown to get out of the clown car at the circus.

 

[Taegul]

IHN seen This Is Spinal Tap. And I have no f'n idea why not.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used one of Dolly Parton‘s bras to launch watermelons.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have never farted while getting a blowjob.

 

[Taegul]

IHN kicked a stripper off stage and commandeered the stripper pole.

 

[Lady2020]

IHN been to Mendocino and gone to public hot tubs.

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN skydived.

 

[Taegul]

IHN worn ice skates while hiking to the top of Mount Whitney.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN roller-skated in a herd of buffalo.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN covered myself in honey and rolled around on a movie theater floor.

 

[Lady2020]

IHN been slapped by a chimpanzee.

 

[Kat73]

IHN been to a strip club.

 

[cascadiabound]

IHN shaved my head