I Have Never (version 3)

[Kat73]

IHN touched and elephant's trunk.

 

[Elite_Goblin]

IHN had a sexual encounter with 2 women at the same time.
IHN see lesbian love in person.

 

[Mrtenant]

IHN pointed out a mole on a woman's breast while motorboating. Just bad form. I mean.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used my penis too play air guitar while rocking out to music in over a week.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN lit my testicles on fire while singing “Great Balls Of Fire” and playing the piano

 

[Leigh81]

IHN met the old woman on Old Woman Island over yonder

 

[cubbyfire04]

IHN lit my testicles on fire while singing “Great Balls Of Fire” while playing the piano

Then can you even say you've lived?!

IHN eaten a Big Mac.

 

[RandallOldman]

IHN danced naked while at work.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN eaten gagh.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made eerie sounds in a neighbors house then told them it was haunted.

 

[Taegul]

IHN caught a fly with chopsticks

 

[JKL123]

IHN (and am making a lifetime commitment to NOT) eat Taco Bell.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN mistook Bigfoot as a cow when cow-tipping.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex on a cactus.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN had sex without kissing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex on a haystack and found the needle.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN carved a flute from the thigh bone of an enemy.

 

[Mrtenant]

IHN said anything about that one night at the museum

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped out of an airplane without a parachute

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex with an inflatable love doll.

Honest.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to a Taylor Swift concert.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN water skied naked

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN fought a monster.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN seen Bigfoot sing Karaoke

 

[Taegul]

IHN sat next to Pee Wee Herman in a porn theater.