I Have Never (version 3)

[English_guy_bkk]

IHN smoked a cigarette in bed immediately after sex.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN farted at a funeral and made the priest laugh.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN done magic mushrooms.......... yet

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN made it to Warp Ten.

 

[JKL123]

IHN done magic mushrooms.......... yet

Hands Leigh a mushroom and says "have a nice trip"

 

[Series 6]

IHN called into a radio station to request that they play a marathon of "Send in the Clowns" for an hour.

 

[lilmissdarling]

IHN shaved my head in hopes to looks like Sinead O'conner.

 

[Series 6]

IHN masturbated on the front porch.

But have you masturbated on the back porch?

IHN worn a football helmet while having sex

 

[ericalauren]

I have never gotten my bellybutton pierced.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN infiltrated a secure installation in search of classified data.

IHN shaved my head in hopes to looks like Sinead O'conner.

Going for that Patrick Stewart look. I know how it is.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN gotten a tattoo.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped a golf cart over 87 dildos.

 

[Series 6]

IHN jumped a golf cart over 87 dildos.

You should! I'd pay to see that. You could be the perverted Evel Knevel.

IHN written in the names of porn stars on my election ballot

 

[WishesforRome]

IHN played hookie from work and jumped on a plane to another city for a weekday vaca.

 

[Series 6]

I have never been employed as a sex toy critic.

 

[Taegul]

IHN visited Maine.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN let my dog drive my SUV

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN tried to seduce a moose while wearing a Bullwinkle costume.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN shot the sheriff.

 

[Taegul]

IHN killed zombies with a shovel.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I have never eaten sea urchin.

 

[Xerxes82]

I have never been high.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been pulled over for speeding

 

[JKL123]

IHN gone bungee jumping

 

[hairball18]

INN been in a hot air balloon.