I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN landed the state record goldfish.

 

[JKL123]

IHN placed 1st in a beauty contest

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN been picked out of a police lineup

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN won a sexy leg contest.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN masturbated thinking about you.

 

[Lady2020]

IHN been to New York.

 

[Kat73]

IHN heard Another one Bites the Dust played in a funeral procession.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang Staying Alive while giving CPR

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN hummed I Wanna Hold Your Hand while playing with my pet snake.

 

[Trubbycat]

I've never been the creme filling in an Oreo.

 

[drobert44]

I have never played with a lesbian.......

 

[AbacabTBS]

IHN had anal sex

 

[Leigh81]

IHN gone to the bathroom alone since I'm a Dobie mom

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN blown a vuvuzela in church

 

[Taegul]

IHN signed Brad Pitt's autograph regardless of all the times fans have confused me for him.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN never rode an ostrich while drunk singing a horse with no name.

 

[Starscream_UK]

I have never kept a stiff upper lip.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex with a nurse in a hospital. Those porn scenes are bullshit!

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN been body shaved on the subway at rush hour.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had my nipples pierced by a drunken Buddhist

 

[Leigh81]

IHN drove in the rain with the top down

 

[Kat73]

IHN gone skydiving

 

[Taegul]

IHN eaten tuna-safe dolphin.

 

[Lady2020]

IHN been on a motorcycle after taking LSD.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN caught Shamu on a fly rod