I Have Never (version 3)

[Shenanigans90]

IHN kissed a frog and had it turn into a prince.

HYE kissed a prince and had him turn into a asshole?

 

[Taegul]

IHN made it past the interview phase in my quest to become one of the Avengers.

You guys could at least call be back to tell me to piss off rather than just leave me in the dark! Assholes. I liked Thanos better anyway.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN streaked in a church on Easter Sunday.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN drilled a hole in ice so I could fish

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN hooked the Lochness Monster while fishing for Jaws.

 

[JKL123]

IHN streaked in a church on Easter Sunday.

Do you streak in church on the other Sundays?

 

[oneblueye]

I have never:
used a condom while dressed in a raincoat.

or

vice versa

 

[Taegul]

IHN tasted Duff beer

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN had a meaningful relationship with someone I met after last call at the bar.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN felt quite this afraid before.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN lost an argument with a mime.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

IHN been involved in a traditional Southern Cotillion.

 

[Btq97]

IHN been deep sea fishing

 

[lilmissdarling]

I have never been to a titty bar.

 

[Btq97]

IHN learned spanish

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN got in a bullfight and angered a bull by kicking him in the balls.

 

[fisherfella]

IHN jumped out of a perfectly operational aircraft...

 

[Taegul]

IHN worn a lamp shade on my head....sober.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN threw out the first pitch at the women‘ lingerie baseball league opener

 

[Taegul]

IHN had my wrestling tights pulled down to my knees by an opponent in the middle of a WWE championship match.

 

[BongoGal]

I have never seen in person a guy with shaved pubes.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I have never completely shaved my pubes.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

IHN regretted marrying my wife.

 

[Taegul]

IHN gone cliff diving in the Grand Canyon.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN hang glided onto the playboy mansion grounds.