I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used my dong to press a doorbell playing ding dong ditch.

 

[awired50]

IHN liked broccoli

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN watched porn with a nun.

 

[NinjaPanda]

IHN been skydiving (and probably never will)

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN posted pictures of my titties on the Titty Tuesday Thread.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN thrown my own crap at a monkey.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snow angel naked on my front yard.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had a milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard. Thank God.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN waterskied in March

 

[Taegul]

IHN swam down to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. I've come so close though...

 

[awired50]

IHN ran a marathon.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN thrown my voice towards a casket saying to “let me out of here” during a funeral.

 

[awired50]

IHN witnessed child birth

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN inpregnated a nun.

 

[Solsurfer]

IHN not responded to a Lit personal message. Even if it was “No thank you”, at least have the courtesy to say something.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

IHN held my breath while making an ascent while breathing a compressed gas under pressure.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN swallowed 169 goldfish.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN had sex in an igloo

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN tea bagged a passed out friend at a party

 

[Taegul]

IHN pulled a rabbit out of a wizard's hat.

 

[BongoGal]

I have never tasted a flavored condom. (Those still exist, right? Pineappled for her pleasure?)

 

[NinjaPanda]

I have never tasted a flavored condom. (Those still exist, right? Pineappled for her pleasure?)

Apparently they still do exist (I just googled)

I have never worn flavored condoms

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN went down on a man wearing a condom.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN attached my penis to a bowling ball to lengthen it.

 

[Taegul]

IHN played naked twister with the next poster.