I Have Never (version 3)

[awired50]

IHN been arrested.

 

[MedicalMuse]

IHN done drugs.

 

[awired50]

IHN run a marathon.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten arrested for Jaywalking because my name isn’t Jay.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

IHN broken a bone.

 

[MedicalMuse]

IHN broken a bone.

Lucky fella.

IHN been to India. Not sure I want to either

 

[awired50]

IHN been to Asia

 

[MedicalMuse]

IHN had a massage with a happy ending

 

[awired50]

IHN had a massage with abad ending

 

[MedicalMuse]

IHN had sex in an airport.

 

[awired50]

IHN had sex in a COCKpit

 

[MedicalMuse]

IHN been to Vermont

 

[awired50]

IHN been to Washington DC

 

[MedicalMuse]

IHN been to Washington DC

You’re missing out on traffic and shenanigans.

IHN been to New Orleans

 

[awired50]

You’re missing out on traffic and shenanigans.

IHN been to New Orleans

Crooks and politicians

Me either.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I H N been to a show in Vegas.

 

[NC_Coastal]

I have never fished in the Pacific Ocean.
(But I'm going in two weeks)

 

[awired50]

IHN streaked through downtown.

 

[MedicalMuse]

IHN made naked snow angels.

 

[awired50]

IHN made naked snow angels.

Today's your chance.

 

[awired50]

IHN been to a nude beach

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN dialed 8675309 and asked for Jenny’s sister

 

[awired50]

IHN swam naked in the river

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been the male entertainment at a bachelorette party

 

[Taegul]

IHN eaten anchovies on a pizza. Hell, I've never eaten them at all.