I Have Never (version 3)

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

IHN made out while in full pirate garb, on a ship, on the open ocean.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been the new sherif in town.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN played strip poker at work.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN mistaken a convent for a brothel.

 

[GoodGuy69]

IHN wrestled the very large, taxidermied grizzly bear at my local Bass Pro Shop....

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN played Russian Roulette and lost.

 

[water_moutina]

IHN played Russian Roulette and lost.

lol

IHN met any mainstream celebrity

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN told a Chuck Norris joke to Chuck Norris

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been before a board of parole

 

[fsa52]

IHN drawn a mustache on a sleeping person.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN drawn anything on a female's anatomy.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

IHN finger painted on someone with edible finger paints.

 

[theeonanist]

IHN finger painted on someone with edible finger paints.

But if you ever wanted to, I doubt you’d be short of volunteers.

Queue starts here, people.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN won a wet t-shirt contest.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

IHN won a wet t-shirt contest.

But you participated?

I have never judged a wet t-shirt contest.

 

[LiveWire64]

But you participated?

I have never judged a wet t-shirt contest.

I have

IHN totalled a vehicle.

 

[Blues]

IHN won more than $50 in the lottery

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

IHN been to a topless beach.

 

[Youroldscotsman]

I have never walked backwards up a hill.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I have never reversed my car off a pier into the water below.

 

[Blues]

IHN taken a long walk off a short pier

 

[Youroldscotsman]

I have never been on an assault course.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN counted my chickens before they hatched.

 

[Blues]

IHN put all my eggs in one basket

 

[awired50]

IHN been to a swingers club.