I Have Never (version 3)

[Cat]

IHN made a naked snow angel

.. believe me, that is a cold activity!

I have never seen a wild bear in nature.

 

[theeonanist]

IHN wanted to be anyone else but me, even when it really, really sucked to be me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN danced in the rain.

 

[awired50]

IHN made love in a rainstorm

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped over 57 sex toys on a unicycle.

 

[Taegul]

IHN used a giant dildo as a pogo stick.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN had sex on a carousel

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been to a brothal.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN streaked in my neighborhood while it was below zero.

 

[n8Romantic]

I have never ridden a horse bareback.

 

[water_moutina]

I have never ridden a horse bareback.

Did you ride it with a condom on?

 

[Mattentive]

Did you ride it with a condom on?

Better to protect yourself against unwanted centaurs.

 

[water_moutina]

Better to protect yourself against unwanted centaurs.

So where's the pussy on a female centaur? Between the front two legs or the rear ones?

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN ridden the giant penis at Sex World in Minneapolis

 

[Mattentive]

So where's the pussy on a female centaur? Between the front two legs or the rear ones?

If it's the front, missionary would be like having sex with an upturned buffet table.

 

[water_moutina]

If it's the front, missionary would be like having sex with an upturned buffet table.

hahahahaha I can't get this image off my mind now

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN written a personal check to pay for a escort.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN accepted a personal check in exchange for sex.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN had a woman reimburse me for a date because the sex was so good.

 

[LiveWire64]

I have never been to the space launch.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had a BBQ in a movie theater

 

[Taegul]

IHN caught a Megalodon while ocean fishing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “Keep a knocking but you can’t come in” to a game warden that wanted to come in the ice house to check if I had a fishing license.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

IHN been to Spain…..

 

[BarbarianTaco]

IHN had sex