I Have Never (version 3)

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

IHN rubbed mnbreastluver's back.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN shared a picnic basket with Red Ridinghood.

 

[MKvDeepSea]

IHN had a desire to be a high achiever.

 

[Cat]

I have never wanted to become famous.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang a lullaby to a biker

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN been in a mosh pit.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stuck a lightbulb in my mouth and lit it up like Uncle Fester

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN never pawned my olympic gold medals.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fucked a nun in a church gazebo.

 

[water_moutina]

IHN worn a suit and tie

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN disco danced like John Travolta in Saturday Fever

 

[Taegul]

IHN danced naked in the back of a convertible driving down the freeway.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN danced naked in the back of a convertible driving down the freeway.

Man,you haven't lived till you have done that.lol

IHN done a wheelie on a motorcycle.

 

[Tallulah82]

I have never been serenaded

*sobs*

 

[latino_88]

I have never been serenaded

*sobs*

Oh that’s sad

IHN had sex on a plane

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN kissed an angry polar bear.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

I have never played a guitar correctly.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a ouija board to summon demons

 

[Taegul]

I have never tightrope walked over a pit filled with R.O.U.S.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had an argument with a mime and lost.

 

[Taegul]

IHN served Buffalo Wings in a Hooters outfit.

 

[fsa52]

IHN jumped stiff legged off a steep roof.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a pogo stick for a get away vehicle after robbing a bank.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been admitted to a hospital.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN glued small mirrors on my shoes to look up womens skirts.