I Have Never (version 3)

[Shenanigans90]

IHN participated in a orgy.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN had a toothache.

 

[mynameisben]

IHN seen my name come up on a "Name A Litster Who..." thread.


Ben

 

[Taegul]

IHN used Red Vines as a sexual whip toy. Hmm, I might have to try that.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN passed out at a party

 

[mynameisben]

IHN torn off the "Do not Remove this Tag" tags from a mattress or pillows.


Ben

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had sex on a trampoline

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN pole vaulted over the main pond at Gatorland zoo.

 

[Taegul]

IHN invited the Queen of England over for tea. Consider this an open invitation.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten a BJ from a shop vac

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN eaten a Tide pod no matter how tempting it has been.

 

[fsa52]

IHN literally jumped through hoops to make someone happy.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN literally jumped through hoops to make someone happy.

LMAO

IHN actually had a chip on my shoulder

 

[fsa52]

IHN shaved my head just to see how my skull looked.

 

[WerdNerd]

IHN gone skinny dipping in a shark tank

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN gone to bed with a itchy butt and not woke up with a stinky finger.

 

[fsa52]

IHN gone to bed with a itchy butt and not woke up with a stinky finger.

TMI!!


IHN had my head flushed in a commode.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN counted my chickens before they hatched.

 

[fsa52]

IHN danced a jig at an Irish Festival.

 

[LoveLiving]

IHN woken up dead.

 

[LoveLiving]

I have never fallen asleep while driving.
I have woken up a few times while driving.

 

[Sinstories]

IHN woken up dead.

Had an intake nurse at the ER say to me... "You could have woken up dead" I started to say something, then realized she was right and kept my smart mouth shut.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN kicked over a bike outside a biker bar

 

[Leigh81]

IHN texted while I was driving.

 

[Blues]

IHN ridden horses in a rainstorm