I Have Never (version 3)

[fsa52]

I have never played Scrabble naked.

 

[Cat]

IHN worn clothes while winter swimming

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “I’m Too Sexy” at a wake.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN watched a movie or tv program on my phone

 

[Taegul]

IHN worn a Hellboy costume to church.

https://media.salon.com/2008/07/hellboy_ii_the_golden_army.jpg

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped over a candle stick.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN eaten yellow snow

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN dressed up as a pregnant nun for Halloween

 

[mynameisben]

IHN gotten my cock snagged in my zipper.

 

[munch2much]

IHN gotten my cock snagged in my zipper.

I wish I could the same. It’s soooo painful. Because you have to then unzip it


IHN been good at ball games

(Not a euphemism)

 

[Leigh81]

IHN conjured up a demon

 

[mynameisben]

IHN taken a crap inside the Ladies restroom.


Ben

 

[Leigh81]

IHN peed in a urinal

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fought an a angry beaver with my hands tied behind my back.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN been left unsatisfied by my loving hands.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped out of a plane without a parachute

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN wiped my butt with my left hand

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN mistaken a church for a brothel

 

[Taegul]

IHN made more than $5,000 at a bachelorette party.

 

[Eringobra]

IHN had a bachelorette party

 

[Taegul]

IHN free climbed the Eiffel Tower.

 

[Silk_Princess]

IHN tried to crash a boys' slumber party. Just sayin . . .

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN walked to school uphill both ways in the snow.

 

[mynameisben]

IHN walked to school uphill both ways in the snow.

IHN turned down an offer for a blowie.


Ben

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN had to walk to school, period.