I Have Never (version 3)

[Cyberbella]

IHN been more emotionally confused than I am today.

 

[WerdNerd]

IHN worn spandex

 

[LAHomedog]

IHN done a handstand.

 

[PlotDriven]

IHN jumped out of an airplane.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been to Mardi Gras.

Me either. I need to change that!

 

[PlotDriven]

IHN climbed a mountain.

 

[LAHomedog]

IHN gone down on Madonna.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN been to a nudist beach.

 

[Uccellacci]

IHN been to the southern hemisphere.

 

[PlotDriven]

IHN spent the night at a hospital as a patient.

 

[BrooklynDodger]

IHN masturbated in a church

 

[PlotDriven]

IHN been strip searched.

 

[Taegul]

IHN motorized a shopping cart and gone driving around the neighborhood.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had a neighbor come over to "borrow sugar" as an excuse to have sex with me.

Maybe filling up an attic and basement with bags of sugar was slight over-optimism on my part...

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN imagined I have to think about a low carb diet....damn.

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN had sex at a swingers club.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

IHN attempted to stick a banana up my ass.

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN willingly had something stuck up my ass.

 

[AmberLGreen]

IHN masturbated over a politician but anybody else is fair game

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN had sex at a college.

 

[fsa52]

IHN been accused of being normal or nice.

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN been a skinny person.

 

[Taegul]

.before thread this in backwards message a typed IHN

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN played Mystery Date.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “Hell’s Bells” at a funeral.