I Have Never (version 3)

[fsa52]

IHN run away and joined the circus.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a dunking contest to Michael Jordan.

 

[PleasedToRead]

IHN learned how to bend and cut rods into coat rack hooks

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN went fishing for dolphins at Sea World.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost to the Flash in a foot race.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN masturbated in jail with a cellmate named Psycho.

 

[Jada59]

IHN worn a jock strap.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN skinny dipped in a water park.

 

[Taegul]

IHN played naked twister.

My to-do list just keeps getting longer and longer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex with Kinky Kelly the donkey

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex with Kinky Kelly the donkey

IHN had sex with Rosario Dawson

(Damn funny scene with Kinky Kelly lol)

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex with Rosario Dawson

(Damn funny scene with Kinky Kelly lol)

Damn, Hilarious

IHN batted a 90 MPH fast ball over the centerfield fence in Yankee Stadium using my penis as a bat.

 

[Wageslave]

I have never broken a bone

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN eaten Octopus.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN lost my bikini top on a water slide

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN dropped a pen to look up a woman’s skirt by accident.

 

[FranklyFrank]

I have never known you could sing...

 

[Chillygirl]

I have never had a real vacation.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been pegged

 

[Taegul]

IHN used hot fudge as a topping on a hot dog.

So gonna try it now...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN skydived without a parachute.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

IHN been pegged

IHN used hot fudge as a topping on a hot dog.

So gonna try it now...

IHN seen a man pegged with a hot dog covered in hot fudge...gonna try it now!

 

[Taegul]

IHN seen a man pegged with a hot dog covered in hot fudge...gonna try it now!

IHN forgotten what I was gonna say so quickly before. *Gulp*

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

IHN forgotten what I was gonna say so quickly before. *Gulp*

IHN made a man speechless...Oh wait, yes I have!!
Did you want whipped cream with that?

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN entered a wet tee shirt contest and won.