I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN entered the Tour De France on a tricycle

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

IHN posted a video on Youtube of me belly dancing..

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN belly danced naked.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN used a fire extinguisher

 

[Orchidea73]

IHN eaten peanut butter

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN got caught masturbating in the woods.

 

[Taegul]

IHN stepped foot in an IKEA.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

IHN had a drink/sip of coffee.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN smoked a cigarette.

 

[mynameisben]

IHN broken a bone, had a tooth pulled, or cut myself so badly I needed stitches.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN seen a flying cow during a tornado

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN preformed any stupid penis tricks on David Letterman.

 

[Taegul]

IHN smoked a cigar.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN Parasailed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN built a snowwoman bent over getting taken by a snowman on church property.

 

[Bashful_Flower218]

IHN been a submissive before.

 

[fsa52]

IHN danced on a bar topless.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been able to talk to fish like Aquaman.

Ok, I talk to them all the time, but I'm fairly certain they don't understand what I'm saying.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN pole vaulted over the Grand Canyon using my penis.

 

[BadAmy]

I've never eaten snails.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN successfully raised the Titanic using breast implants

 

[MrGoatee]

IHN received a love letter

 

[BadAmy]

I have never had a surprise birthday party.

Isn't that sad?

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN lost a testicle in a freak school bus accident but might have implied that I did.

 

[Frankjba1]

IHN gone sky diving.