I Have Never (version 3)

[Porkwarrior]

IHN felt guilty about taking unsigned death certificates and leaving them on cars I arbitrary decided had parked wrong.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a toilet in my dreams as I realize it’s a trap.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Ihn... been a sports fan.

 

[Asian_Flower]

IHN milked anythi... oh, wait. Nevermind.

IHN bought photo shoot props in line at a gas station.

I actually LOL at this!!!

I have never been to a nude beach.

 

[F3x0r]

I have never had full sex on a plane

 

[Taegul]

IHN gotten instantly jacked from eating spinach.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN clubbed a baby seal.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN swam with dolphins.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stolen JJ’s bikini top.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN seen mnbreastluver at the beach.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN washed my car while in the buff.

 

[Taegul]

IHN given the next poster a lap dance while covered in butter.

 

[Trekka]

IHN been so turned on by saturated fat before...

 

[Taegul]

IHN been spanked with a hairbrush. Yet.

 

[Trekka]

IHN used a CB radio to broadcast impure thoughts. Yet.

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

i have never filmed myself having sex

 

[Suz_anne]

IHN smeared flaming hot Cheetos dust on my butt crack. Yet.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I have never heard “umbrella” and not “ella’d” at least 5 times.

 

[JediSurfer]

Eaten diet cake and will go to the grave not ever have done so!

 

[HoosierGuy1979]

I have never banged a 7-eleven clerk for scratch offs and Boone’s Farm.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN never installed a sex swing in my kitchen.

 

[barefootgirl69]

IHN, no never, seen nobody like you.

 

[JediSurfer]

I Have Never had the need for a 24 hour Walmart.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN done snorkeling.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN done Mrs. Clause while Santa was away.