I Have Never (version 3)

[Esslemont]

I have never taken a jump on a BMX that didn’t have its seat, resulting in a ripped scrotum.

My buddy Dave did however......he always was a bit of a show off.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

I have never turned down an offer to go into space.

 

[fsa52]

IHN run naked through the streets.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN superglued a quarter to a sidewalk to see a woman wearing a low cut blouse try to pick it up.

 

[LindsayRoseBBW]

.....

 

[silkysweet9]

I have never gone bungee jumping

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN walked into Sea World with a fishing pole.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN had two women fighting over me!

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN blown my nose and offered to show someone the contents of the Kleenex

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN blown my nose and offered to show someone the contents of the Kleenex

He'll Nah.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I H N eaten cow brains

 

[Taegul]

IHN taken a hunting rifle with me to the zoo.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN hunted the for the rare white rhino in the zoo.

 

[Esslemont]

I have never denied her the right to be daring.

So bold!

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN liked the Patriots

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN brought a desk on an elevator and when people got on asked if they had an appointment.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had my tongue frozen to a metal pole.

 

[Sh75]

IHN posted my face or my boobs on Lit

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN parachuted.

 

[alwaysaway]

IHN posted pics of my body on Lit.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stuck my cock in a hole of a wrapped present.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

IHN had a serious romantic relationship.

 

[Apisto42]

I have never cum on her face.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had sex in our downstairs bedroom

 

[Esslemont]

I have never had sex in her downstairs bedroom.