I Have Never (version 3)

[fsa52]

IHN acted on Broadway.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “It’s A Small World” at a small person convention.

 

[Billsexpot]

IHN ridden a bull

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN claimed I was a bull.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been on a cruise ship.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN skinny dipped in an ocean

 

[zydrate]

IHN had a full body massage

 

[Jada59]

IHN had a professional manicure.

 

[DarkSimian]

IHN seen Fight Club (and I never will)

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN called a chicken place and asked how big their breasts are.

 

[DarkSimian]

IHN been to a Mexican brothel

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN wore a bra on my head while creating the perfect woman on my computer like in weird science.

 

[fsa52]

IHN scaled even the tiniest mountain.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN worn my metal cock ring through airport security

 

[EdEc]

I Have Never played the Arban Carnival of Venice variations on my tuba.

 

[Writer_FM]

I have never crossdressed in public, or in front of another person for that matter.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been on a dating site, even if I were single it would never happen

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been on an international flight.

 

[LindsayRoseBBW]

.....

 

[TTawhere]

IHN been to Antarctica.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN had a Bison burger.

 

[Esslemont]

I have never turned a woman down if she didn’t have red hair....

But....I did close my eyes and imagine she did.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had a 3-way with Xena and Gabrielle. Lemme just visualize that a sec...

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Fuck, there goes another keyboard!

 

[Misshotndeep]

IHN had a Bison burger.

They are yummy!


IHN gone white water rafting.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

They are yummy!


IHN gone white water rafting.

(Nice. I'll keep that in mind.) IHN been on a motorcycle.