I Have Never (version 3)

[JerseyJade]

I have never given a lap dance. Oh wait. There WAS the one time. Oh wait, 2 times. That's right, 3 times. Never mind.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I have never given a lap dance. Oh wait. There WAS the one time. Oh wait, 2 times. That's right, 3 times. Never mind.

IHN been one of the 3 said guys that got a lap dance from JJ.

 

[Taegul]

IHN traveled to the North Pole while Santa was away to get busy with Mrs. Claus.

 

[SweetSassyGirl]

I have never gotten a tattoo

 

[DDBustyBrit]

IHN fancied any men from Texas

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

IHN felt truly comfortable in my own skin.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN traveled mirth of Toronto in North America

 

[Taegul]

IHN gotten an erection during a physical. Thank God.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snow angel while being naked.

 

[JerseyJade]

I have never worked at a massage parlor.... but if I did, I would give a happy ending to men who I thought were hot.

 

[Mtnmike]

I have never worked at a massage parlor.... but if I did, I would give a happy ending to men who I thought were hot.

That's nice JJ, you'd never run out of clients
Hmmm, you could be rich in no time

 

[Richard_C]

IHN had a massage with a happy ending.

 

[JerseyJade]

That's nice JJ, you'd never run out of clients
Hmmm, you could be rich in no time

I know, right?

 

[Billsexpot]

I know, right?

Early bird sign ups start here.

1. Billsexpot

 

[JerseyJade]

Early bird sign ups start here.

1. Billsexpot

Lol

 

[UgliestSon]

I have never done any fucking while wearing a fedora.

 

[Esslemont]

I have never appreciated, or wanted, something to not be told to me to spare my feelings.

lol....If I'm lame, then tell me.

P.s. Just to prove it wrong though, I will be forced to treat your mouth and body like a sperm cup at the donor clinic...

Let's rock.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN filled an empty bottle of Windex with Gatorade and drank it in public.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I have never been awoken to a BJ.

 

[Billsexpot]

IHN has sex on a train

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN followed a jogger in my car while blasting “Eye Of The Tiger”

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN had sex in a movie theater.

 

[Jada59]

IHN had sex in a Drs. office.

 

[Billsexpot]

IHN had sex with another Litster

 

[BrokenBarbie]

IHN had sex on a plane. Frankly, I hate flying and wouldn't be any fun!