I Have Never (version 3)

[ncm50]

IHN been stung by a jellyfish

It hurts, I promise

 

[cole4258]

I have never used a butt plug

I have never bit my tongue so hard

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN participated in the Iditarod.

 

[Taegul]

IHN driven a Green Machine around the Playboy Mansion. Some day...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN participated in the polar plunge wearing a neon green leotard

 

[minthe]

IHN eaten frog legs.

 

[cole4258]

IHN been with two women at the same time.....yet

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN been electrouted

 

[SadieAnne]

IHN smoked a cigarette.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN liked the Seattle Seahawks

 

[Jakevillines]

IHN smoked a cigarette.

Me either.

 

[Jakevillines]

Ihn had clear intentions...hehehe

 

[fsa52]

IHN ridden a camel.

 

[LiveWire64]

I have never smoked.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

IHN gotten a tattoo.

 

[fsa52]

IHN tried to be someone I’m not.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN played the guitar naked in NYC.

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed the helicopter dick move in the bedroom before. Now the kitchen is an entirely different story...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN converted the bedroom into a wrestling ring

 

[JerseyJade]

I have never given a blowjob while standing on my head.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

I have never had sex with a politician.

 

[Misshotndeep]

IHN converted the bedroom into a wrestling ring

^^^ as an adult.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I have never had sex with a politician.

Paaaaleease!!! We've all been fucked by politicians!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Paaaaleease!!! We've all been fucked by politicians!

With no lube at that!

 

[DeckardNYC]

With no lube at that!

And they just won't stop!!!