I Have Never (version 3)

[DeckardNYC]

I have never used a toaster in the shower.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN given DeckardNYC a toaster as a Christmas present.

 

[fsa52]

I have never used a toaster in the shower.

Thank god!!!

IHN played hockey.

 

[OrLaTime]

IHN ice skated naked

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN had sex in the Empire State Building.

 

[Matt12191982]

I have never had a girlfriend. I don't want one now, but I wonder how it would have been 20 years ago when I was interested.

 

[Taegul]

IHN driven forwards or backwards in time in a DeLorean.

 

[skirt_chaser]

I have never been in an orgy.

 

[Taegul]

IHN wrestled an ROUS.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I have never lived this far from the ocean!

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN lived on any shore.

 

[HughManitee]

IHN skydived

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN been to Iowa.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I have never been in a circus tent!

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN licked a door handle

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I have never had my door handle licked!

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN before heard of anyone licking a door handle.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN chewed gum that was stuck on any public surface

 

[Taegul]

IHN watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

IHN not felt sympathetic to Roy at that moment.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN read Do The androids Dream Of Electric Sheep (though I have watched Blade Runner Countless times!!)

 

[Taegul]

IHN slain a dragon and saved a princess from an evil mage's tower. It's somewhere on my to-do list.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been in the Debbie Does Dallas video even though I’ve been to Dallas.

 

[Mayberrygirl]

After a wonderful 6+ year relationship, IHN met the love of my life in person. What a long, strange trip it remains!

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN spanked a bull during a bull fight.