I Have Never (version 3)

[DDBustyBrit]

IHN been a bar top dancer on a Greek island...

Shh I might be telling a porky pie

 

[Esslemont]

IHN failed to bring it, on the ice, every shift.
Tonight will be no different.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN had a pet camel.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN rode a wild pig for 5 dollars.

 

[PNWKitten]

IHN had a pet camel.

I have pet a camel. Does that count for anything?

IHN been bitten by an alligator

 

[JerseyJade]

I have pet a camel. Does that count for anything?

IHN been bitten by an alligator

Seriously? You have a pet camel?

IHN went duck back riding.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been a passenger on the Love Boat.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN done a walk of shame. Shame yes, just not the walk

 

[DarkSimian]

IHN been outside of the Phoenix airport....

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN been outside the earth's atmosphere

 

[Papa-Joe]

IHN petted an Alligator yet

 

[cole4258]

IHN petted an Alligator yet

^^has. Not petted but grabbed

I have never been to Africa

LTNS Papa Joe

 

[Taegul]

IHN modeled for a 12-month bikini calendar.

 

[DarkSimian]

IHN hitchhiked across Europe

 

[Kat73]

IHN hitchhiked across Europe

IHN shown my Europe pics to this sexy beast!

 

[DarkSimian]

IHN shown my Europe pics to this sexy beast!

IHN seen the unrated version of Eurotrip

 

[Lord Pmann]

IHN smoked a cigarette.

 

[Lord Pmann]

IHN modeled for a 12-month bikini calendar.

But you have for the metric, ten month calendar?

 

[Esslemont]

I have never understood a woman to her core.
And neither do I wish to do so...
As that mystery is a part of their wonder to me.

 

[awired50]

IHN been in an orgy

 

[fsa52]

IHN run a marathon.

 

[Taegul]

But you have for the metric, ten month calendar?

Nah, I've only modeled for the Sexy Firemen calendar. They loved my big fire hose.

IHN been to South America.

 

[emsway]

I have never knelt on beans and prayed for forgiveness because I was a bad girl.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN installed a sex swing in my kitchen

 

[Esslemont]

IHN had a problem taking control.