I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex in a van by the river

 

[awired50]

IHN had sex in the back of a pickup

 

[islandjoe2]

IHN eaten my own ass.

 

[bunny4med]

IHN responded to someone on here who wants me to watch them masturbate.

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN said "No thank you. I am allergic to the tomato sauce and wish not to sweat/break out in zits/have a rash/have hives." when offered pizza!

 

[PlNKbits]

IHN turned down free furniture. I pass it on to others that need it.
My shed looks like a second hand shop

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sucked my own cock.

 

[MissAshleyToYou]

ihn sucked a toe.

 

[Esslemont]

IHN had my toe sucked.

 

[Taegul]

IHN screwed a light bulb into my butt and had it light up. Note to self - Remember to take it out next time before sitting down. Your doctor is a professional, but she still doesn't want or need to see that.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN tried anything I've watched on Ridiculousness. (Taegul may be thinking about it though)

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a "who can hold his breath longer" contest with Aquaman.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN flown Wonder Woman’s invisible jet.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been arrested and strip-searched by a hot policewoman.

Yet.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN dressed as a police officer in order to strip search a hot guy....yet.

 

[Taegul]

IHN faked drowning at the beach to trick a cute lifeguard into giving me mouth to mouth resuscitation. If you're picturing David Hasselhoff, you're just wrong!

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN been able to swim very well...but I’m pretty good at mouth to mouth.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been used in lieu of a CPR dummy, but I'm not opposed to the idea.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN kissed a guy from California before.

 

[Taegul]

IHN kissed a guy from California before.

IHN kissed a guy from California either. What a strange coincidence!

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN played the banjo.

 

[Taegul]

IHN tickled a grumpy rhinoceros.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN petted the trunk of an elephant

 

[Taegul]

IHN flown a video-recording drone over a nudist colony.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN been to a nudist colony