I Have Never (version 3)

[asianmom42]

IHN received a massage with a happy ending from the poster above me.

I have never been to Hooters hahaha

 

[bunny4med]

IHN gotten a massage or had a happy ending in a Hooters.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never wanted to be blonde.

 

[JugheadJane]

I have never had a cup of coffee.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never had a glass of brandy

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I have never been to Patagonia

 

[Taegul]

IHN spooned the poster below me. IHN forked them either.

 

[Jada59]

IHN spooned the poster below me. IHN forked them either.

Just don't knife me!

IHN been ice skating.

 

[afriendg]

IHN been so happy with a correspondence

 

[RossieOregon]

I have never walked on the roof of my house.

 

[Taegul]

IHN done my striptease routine at a retirement home before.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I have never eaten a chocolate covered bug of any kind.

 

[Jada59]

IHN eaten a fried grasshopper. But I did accidentally swallow a live mosquito while jogging.

 

[Taegul]

IHN put on a Victoria's Secret lingerie show for the poster below me. No, don't even ask.

 

[4nk8]

IHN has a threesome

 

[Taegul]

IHN ripped a phone book in half with my bare hands...or my bear hands.

 

[Lovely2222]

I have never tiptoed through the tulips

 

[Taegul]

IHN worn 3-d glasses to watch a porno.

 

[Jada59]

I have never parkoured.

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN struck out in a celebrity softball game

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been able to water ski until this past weekend. Now I can

L

 

[Taegul]

IHN had a twin brother or sister. I'm still hopeful though. Come on, mom and dad, get to work!

I may not fully understand how this works...

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I have never made a sex tape

 

[Taegul]

IHN given a golden shower to the poster below me.

Heads up.

 

[RossieOregon]

I have never been his option. I'm his priority, always.