I Have Never (version 3)

I have never lived anywhere that I need a gun for protection or to feel safe

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I have never seen the logic of jumping out of a perfectly functional aircraft... ever.
 
I have never understood why people protesting the police or government or politicians or whatever tear through their own towns and destroy and loot their neighborhoods. Really?
 
I have never successfully farted and sneezed at the same time.
 
I have never been in a NASA mission to the moon.

I know, I know. I've heard the stories too, and I don't know HOW these rumors get started. I mean, to the international space station, yes, psh, but NEVER to the moon!!
 
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