I Have Never (version 3)

[jkcipy]

IHN sang in front of people

 

[JerseyJade]

I have never given a massage with a happy ending.

 

[sultan_sd]

IHN gotten a 'happy ending' massage....but I know people that have

 

[bunny4med]

IHN given a massage that didn't end in a happy ending in over 10 years.

 

[BadAmy]

Ihn liked clothes shopping...ever.

 

[papadoc19]

IHN had a pet alligator

 

[Taegul]

IHN made a cameo in a Star Wars movie as a stormtrooper.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I have never bet on turtle races.

 

[Taegul]

IHN worn a trench coat and sunglasses inside of an adult theater.

 

[papadoc19]

IHN been to an adult theater

 

[Taegul]

IHN won a staring contest with a statue.

 

[JerseyJade]

I have never won a staring contest with a statue in an adult theater.

 

[Taegul]

IHN given John Travolta a massage.

I just threw up a little just thinking about that...

 

[papadoc19]

IHN been to Coachella

 

[Taegul]

IHN been animated as a character on South Park, but I would love it if I were. Maybe lol...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN colored Easter eggs.

 

[Taegul]

IHN won Miss Congeniality.

 

[papadoc19]

IHN been to a NCAA Basketball Championship game

 

[papadoc19]

IHN eaten salsa

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN masturbated in a courtroom

 

[Karabare]

IHN eaten salsa

Wtf? Really?!

IHN known someone who doesn't eat salsa

 

[RossieOregon]

Wtf? Really?!

IHN known someone who doesn't eat salsa

We should take Papadoc out to an authentic Mexican dinner.


IHN known someone, other than Papadoc, who hasn't tried spicy and yummy salsa.

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

IHN eaten salsa

IHN gone a week without eating salsa

 

[neakman]

IHN not starred at HER AV....

 

[RossieOregon]

I have never used a tanning bed.