I Have Never (version 3)

[Leigh81]

IHN substituted Clamato for milk in my breakfast cereal.

IHN met an American who knew what Clamato was

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snowman that didn’t use a dildo as the nose.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been to a major league baseball game. (It's fine. I find the sport boring.)

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN flown in Santa’s sleigh while drunk.

I think it might have been a Yugo but not sure I was drunk.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to a Taylor Swift concert.

That you know of.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stolen Santa’s cookies.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN spiked Santa's milk

 

[summer_reine]

IHN kissed under mistletoe

 

[TXRafe]

IHN been kissed at midnight on new years

 

[lilmissdarling]

IHN been arrested for public indecency.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had a vehicle stolen

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gone down on Mrs. Clause

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN went out caroling wearing just a Santa hat and carrying a bottle of whiskey to stay warm.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN ventured out in public wearing pj's or baggy grey sweatpants. For some reason people do.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN watched even a single scene of Yellowstone...

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN been kissed at midnight on new years

Oh babes. If you can get one of those kissing machines like on Big Bang Theory, I'll tongue you as your ball drops...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN impersonated a priest and listened to women’s confessions in a confessional.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

IHN impersonated a priest offstage for more than a handful of people at a time.

 

[Taegul]

IHN faked drowning just to get mouth to mouth from a lifeguard.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN bunjee jumped naked off a bridge

 

[wankerholic42]

IHN masturbated or sucked off an American guy who was uncut.
P.S. Sorry to lower the tone of this thread!

 

[Taegul]

IHN sent one of my Lit stories to a Hollywood producer trying to get a movie deal. I'd like to stay off Harvey Weinsteins couch, thank you very much.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been able to watch Major League without wanting to suit up and take the mound again.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I have never dated a tattoo artist...

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex underwater in a yellow submarine.