I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN went caroling in a nudist colony

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN cooked in only an apron

 

[fullservice65]

IHN taken the last biscuit

IHN left the last biscuit.

 

[SimonSex]

I have never been to the Redneck Riviera

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I have never been inside a pawn shop

 

[SimonSex]

I have never been inside a gun shop

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

I have never been out of the USA.

 

[SimonSex]

I have never been out of the USA.

Now is a good time to GTFO if you can

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I've never taken an Uber or Lyft.

 

[SimonSex]

I've never taken an Uber or Lyft.

Good on ya. It’s the Wild West with these car services.

I have never worked on a crew to stripe traffic lanes

 

[Kat73]

I have never lived in a trailer.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN felt something hard when sitting on Santa's lap

 

[Scarred65]

Lol

IHN thought Santa was gay

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN offered Santa sexual favours for a gift.

 

[Scarred65]

IHN been off the naughty list

 

[Leigh81]

IHN confessed my sins as an adult

 

[summer_reine]

I have never driven on a race track

 

[F3x0r]

I have never worn a bracelet

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I have never been stood up or had anal loleek

 

[Coyote100]

I have never felt as much love as l do today.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN ate yellow snow

 

[Taegul]

IHN substituted Clamato for milk in my breakfast cereal.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

IHN got my genitals stuck in a glory hole.

 

[Scarred65]

IHN got my cock mangled by a clockwork train

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been offended by a comedian