I Have Never (version 3)

[DarkSimian]

IHN had sex at an Eddie Money concert (and now I never will )

 

[pornochic]

IHN ~ tasted pussi...
https://66.media.tumblr.com/4f869c99e488dea8c22a102b97b278f8/tumblr_mhpluwmJNN1r2i5dpo1_400.gif
(but keep thinking about it)

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN got kicked off a stage while singing karaoke.

 

[badjanus]

I have never been to America.

 

[emsway]

I have never been to America.

BBQ. Come for the BBQ.

IHN been on a cruise. And it really doesn’t sound appealing to me.

 

[LiveWire64]

BBQ. Come for the BBQ.

IHN been on a cruise. And it really doesn’t sound appealing to me.

IHN had whiskey in a teacup

 

[Kat73]

IHN eaten pickle ice cream.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been under Kat73

 

[fsa52]

IHN had the mumps.

 

[Kat73]

IHN been under Kat73

IhN gotten to meet LiveWire!

 

[Esslemont]

IHN fallen asleep before or after sex only during.
Back the truck up... that’s not right...

 

[Taegul]

IHN eaten oysters.

 

[Esslemont]

IHN fallen asleep with my legs crossed trapping one testicle. As a result having to get it removed.

My friend Tom did. Glad I’m not him.

 

[alwaysaway]

IHN been blonde.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN dyed my hair an unnatural color.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

IHN fallen asleep with my legs crossed trapping one testicle. As a result having to get it removed.

My friend Tom did. Glad I’m not him.

I have never met Tommy One-Nut

 

[Esslemont]

I have never met Tommy One-Nut

I have never heard Tommy say that he has met her either.
This would be, I would think, for the best...as he is already down to one.
And the instantaneous overproduction of virility would probably cause the poor guy to be down to none.

He only has one nut...let’s cut the guy some slack.
Or not cut...

 

[Taegul]

IHN had a lit bulb magically appear over my head when I had a good idea. Obviously this is due to a total lack of good ideas on my part.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been better than Chris Farley auditioning to be a Chip N Dale dancer.

 

[Esslemont]

IHN stood on the corner offering five dollar blowjobs as the business minded older lady is tonight.
As an aside...I have also never had lips as chapped as hers.

 

[Suz_anne]

I have never wrestled an Italian woman.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN played naked twister with a Sumo wrestler

 

[Esslemont]

I have never waxed poetic.
Fuck. Now that I think about it, I've never waxed at all for that matter.

 

[MattWolf]

I have never drunk a Dr Pepper.

 

[awired50]

I have never been to a glory hole.