I Have Never (version 3)

[zydrate]

I have never driven a semi truck

 

[DeckardNYC]

I have never eaten a goldfish.

 

[StarGazer58]

I have never climbed Mt Everest

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN wrestled an alligator while naked.

 

[Taegul]

IHN given Scarlett Johansson a lap dance.

Yet.

 

[Girly_girl]

IHN broken a bone

 

[golden_thong]

I have never gone surfing!

 

[PNWKitten]

I have never been to Antarctica

 

[Taegul]

IHN come in worse than second place in a wet t-shirt contest.

 

[Taegul]

IHN tried dialing 867-5309.

 

[JerseyJade]

IHN tried dialing 867-5309.

How did you get my number?

 

[DeckardNYC]

How did you get my number?

*You're not answering.*

IHN seen the sunset over Brazil.

 

[Taegul]

IHN played strip poker with the next poster.

 

[Lily13]

IHN played strip poker with the next poster.

Whaa, you mean you don't remember?

IHN played checkers (chess, yes)

 

[Taegul]

Whaa, you mean you don't remember?

IHN played checkers (chess, yes)

Did I win?

IHN gone fishing with sticks of dynamite.

 

[Lily13]

Did I win?

IHN gone fishing with sticks of dynamite.

Yeah and you got to go streaking at the ball game

IHN gone tubing

 

[Jada59]

IHN been ice skating.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN seen the playground this empty. Everybody must be on vacation.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN placed first in a sexy leg contest.

 

[Taegul]

IHN listened to Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam and had the slightest idea of WTF Eddie Vedder was saying.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN played naked twister.

I feel like I’ve missed out.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN tried acupuncture.

 

[Taegul]

IHN shared a naked Yoga class with the poster below me.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had a flat tire

 

[behindthewheel]

INH....farted in church