I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN walked on the surface of the moon. Too dangerous for me to be around that much cheese.

 

[NudieUser]

IHN been nude on the moon… a bit chilly for my liking

 

[AllAmericanMale]

IHN been nude on the moon… a bit chilly for my liking

IHN been nude on the moon either...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN wore a Santa suit just as a cheap ploy to get women to sit on my lap and tell me how naughty they are. But hmmmm, maybe I should…….

 

[Leigh81]

IHN climbed our Christmas tree

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

IHN never flown onto a roof then slid down the chimney.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN put a turkey on my head and danced.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN eaten a quails egg

 

[TomTeacher19]

IHN worked anywhere that I didn't get naughty with a co worker

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a New Year’s resolution that I kept.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN worked anywhere that I didn't get naughty with a co worker

IHN gotten naughty with a co worker.

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN forgotten that special tingly feeling I felt between my legs all those long years ago.

 

[Taegul]

IHN worked with Tallulah82.

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN worked with Tallulah82.

Nor have I, but a guy can dream, can't he?

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN had sex at sea.

 

[CuriousRick]

IHN had sex on a boat

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN had sex at sea.

IHN had sex on a boat

You are both welcome aboard my boat any time!

IHN joined the Mile High Club

 

[Taegul]

IHN come home to find a naked woman stuck in a laundry machine.

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN offered my precious bodily fluids to anyone who declined the offer.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN been to Canada

 

[SimonSex]

I have never found water with a dowsing rod

 

[LeSabreur]

I have never been bitten by a large shark.

 

[Taegul]

IHN tasted eggnog.

 

[Jeanie99]

IHN been to Mardi Gras

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN smoked tobacco