I Have Never (version 3)

[LexiSmiles92]

IHN taken a first date to Arby's. Yet.

You should. Someone told me that curly fries make curly toes.

Anyway ....

IHN really loved chicken.

 

[Taegul]

You should. Someone told me that curly fries make curly toes.

Anyway ....

IHN really loved chicken.

Glanced over your message at first and thought it said IHN really loved children. Now where did I set my glasses? LOL

IHN needed glasses more than I do right now.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Glanced over your message at first and thought it said IHN really loved children. Now where did I set my glasses? LOL

IHN needed glasses more than I do right now.

Blasphemy! I'm a teacher!!!!! And I keep my glasses on my head. Try it. Under your hat. That's even safer.

IHN looked cool dancing.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN gotten a hole in one.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to Disneyworld.

 

[masterslave00]

IHN been to Antarctica

 

[Coyote100]

IHN been to a Glory Hole.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN been freaked out by going to a glory hole.

 

[AmberLGreen]

IHN seen a dick that I wasn’t impressed with

 

[Jodaily]

Mmmm, Amber, you naughty girl.

IHN, IRL seen a woman use a vibrator on herself.

 

[Taegul]

IHN gone down a Slip 'N Slide naked.

 

[Jodaily]

That’s a darn good think, cuz those damn noodles can violate you in some godawful ways.

IHN, swum across the English Channel

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to a Diddy party.

 

[deft]

IHN had the discipline to finish writing a story in all my decades on this site

 

[Coyote100]

IHN had the courage to submit to Lit the one story l have written

 

[Sunlover102]

I have never dressed in women's clothing..
(Do it coyote...or send it to me and I will read it and give you honest feed back)

 

[Jodaily]

IHN worn women’s clothes either, though I have submitted a story here. Not the best, not the worst. Go for it Coyote

 

[BDA73]

Ihn received a full blown blow job till completion

 

[Taegul]

IHN installed rocket boosters on to a skateboard to make it go faster.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN roller skated naked past the police station.

 

[Taegul]

IHN played strip poker with other Litsters.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN smoked weed with Snoop Dog

 

[Firegod2425]

I have never been in a MFM and waiting for my wife to say YES!

 

[Jodaily]

I have never smoked weed while waiting for an mfm with my wife.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN masturbated while riding my motorcycle. The vibration from the gas tank while idling doesn't count.