I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

I have never beaten a koala bear in a who’s more cuter contest.

 

[mynameisben]

I have never won any contest, at any level, ever. I've never even won a token $1.00 prize on a scratcher.


Ben

 

[Taegul]

IHN sent the poster below me pictures of my dick dressed up for Halloween.

You're welcome!

 

[Taegul]

IHN read such an obvious lie as what the poster above me wrote.

 

[Wageslave]

IHN been to the USA

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I have never learned how to whistle.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN tried to jump the Grand Canyon on a unicycle.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN tried to seduce Rainshine. .

 

[Taegul]

IHN driven a Lamborghini for Uber.

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN driven a Lamborghini for Uber.

IHN failed to be amazed at my infatuation with the ludicrous.

 

[Taegul]

IHN failed to be amazed at my infatuation with the ludicrous.

So your AV says lol.

IHN lost a game of strip poker to the poster below me.

 

[cheekygirl75]

IHN played a game of strip poker

 

[Mtnmike]

IHN played a game of strip poker

we need to change this, it's a lot of Fun.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had 38 orgasms in one day.

What's wrong with me?

 

[NastyNyx]

IHN had 38 orgasms in one day.

What's wrong with me?

It just takes a little practice Hey Taegul

IHN kissed a frog.

 

[ydahecnot]

IHN had a frog in my throat

 

[Anastasia1999]

IHN had a frog in my throat

IHN turned a frog into a handsome prince with my kiss

 

[mynameisben]

IHN seen a woman flash her boobs at me.

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed a concert in front of 48,519 people.

I hand counted my last concert. Honest.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN won a wet tee shirt contest.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN worn a helmet while pole dancing

 

[DarkrSide]

IHN gotten out of the first round of a dance contest...

 

[Wageslave]

IHN broken a bone

 

[Leigh81]

IHN wore eyelash extensions

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

IHN been fond of city life, green acres is the place for me