I Have Never (version 3)

[Japansurfer]

IHN been circumcised

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN circumcised anyone, especially with this plastic spork

 

[Unquoted]

I have never considered applying for a job as a sign spinner for titty bar.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never thrown a no-hitter through 8 2/3 innings just to have it broken up by a homerun

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN had a legitimate source of income

 

[Taegul]

IHN hosted Saturday Night Live.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN not worn my heart on my sleeve

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never been adored by a smack of jellyfish

 

[Unquoted]

I have never circumnavigated the globe on a tricycle.

 

[have_you_met_ted]

I have never developed x ray vision.....yet.

 

[Taegul]

I can honestly say that I've never used the emoji before.

Wow. Feels like such a heavy burden has finally been taken off my shoulders.

 

[Browneyegirl75]

I have never been drunk in New York....of course I've never been to New York, so.....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

IHN wanted to visit New York for any reason

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have never been drunk.

 

[Unquoted]

I have never poured beer on my cornflakes.

 

[imasilverfox23]

I’ve never been to the Swiss Alps

 

[Taegul]

IHN actually lifted off the ground when performing the helicopter dick maneuver.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN been bitten by a werewolf, vampire or zombie

 

[PattyJune500]

I have never walked on the Moon

 

[Unquoted]

I have never been hit by a falling meteor, asteroid, or aircraft part.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never come in second place in the Strongman Competition

 

[BongoGal]

I have never fucked a guy shorter than six feet tall.

I had to search to see if I had shared that here. I had.

 

[Taegul]

I have also never fucked a guy shorter than six feet tall. Twinsies!

Or over six feet tall. Or six feet even.

 

[Coyote100]

I have never told Taegul how funny he is