I Have Never Done a Question Thread

lavender said:
Pete.

I fucked a Pete once. Well, Peter was his name.

I don't know. Frank is a senator now.

Plus, he was a leaf.

Was Pete too?

Damn I'm slipping in my old age.
 
lavender said:


Of all time? Fuck, I don't know. Currently, probably West Wing or Law and Order.

You know, I thought that Canada thing this week was pretty funny.

Who said that?

Anyways, more questions:


Am I having a boy weevil or girl weevil?
 
lavender said:


I hope you're not going to get to corrupt a boy weevil. The Mrs. will do fine raising a little weevil sans penis.

What? A boy weevil would have been great. I could have taught him about, uh, the myriad things of which I know.

But alas, it's another pink skirt in the family.
 
lavender said:
Weevil, you'll be proud to know that I simply cannot stomach selling out to a big corporate firm. I haven't decided what I'm going to do in place of that pay check, but I'll figure something out.

Well, you may be talking to the wrong boy. I work for the Provincial Government of Ontario which is, I guess, the biggest corporation we have.

But kudos nontheless. If I didn't have a girlfriend who called me "lazy" and "unrealistic" I'd probably still have ideals too.
 
lavender said:
SD412, nothing is up. I'm bored and I need more cigarettes but I'm too lazy to go buy them. I'm not tired but I should be in bed. My weekend spontaneous travel plans were gutted because priceline is a piece of crap corporation.

That's what William Shattener is saying these days too.
 
Why do I have such a hard time forming questions to ask people?

I'll get back to you... :rolleyes:
 
You know...it would be tempting, just so you could claim that you had. 'I've been buggered by Shatner'
 
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