I have just been informed that I am "butch", lol

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Apparently someone misinterpreted my hatred of rape as a hatred of men.

Well, now that I'm a militant lesbian...um, what do I do with my boyfriend?

It's going to be hard to explain.

"You see honey, it's been a lovely four years, but we have to break up." Pause. "You see, I talked about feminism. I'm sorry, I can no longer in good conscience suck your dick, or let you pound me against the wall. I'm a man-hating dyke, as of post 300."

Gosh, I hope it goes over ok.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, my God! I've spoken up against rape, defended women's right to abortion, and claimed to be against sexual violence.

Someone hand me my toaster...

 

[TheEarl]

I've spoken against rape. Am I a lesbian too?

I think I'd make a good lesbian .

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, Earl, since you're not a woman yo begin with, you speaking up against rape will just label you a Homo Sapiens.

(Which everyone who knows latin, knows that it means "Learned about gays".)

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

lol

Earl, you can't join my lesbian club until you stop hogging Pops!

You he-strumpet.

"Butch"

 

[Guest]

So, Querida Azul, if you're lezz does this mean you can do me but we can't get married? Not sure what I think, I'm so old-fashioned at times.

Earl, you keep confusing me. Will you still take your shirt off for me, or will you be wearing a corset?

I have to go meditate.

Trova/Pear

 

[Dirty Slut]

Why would someone be labeled...

Why would someone be labeled a lesbian for eating pussy? And why would someone else be labeled gay for sucking a cock? Personally, I think both should be gay, happy, overjoyed if you will, but that's just me.

DS

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I want my toaster and my Uhaul damnit!

 

[Chicklet]

my boyfriend says I'm a lesbian

 

[destinie21]

my boyfriend says I'm a lesbian

That's funny chicklet my girlfriend says the same thing.

 

[Dumpling]

Re: Why would someone be labeled...

Why would someone be labeled a lesbian for eating pussy? And why would someone else be labeled gay for sucking a cock? Personally, I think both should be gay, happy, overjoyed if you will, but that's just me.

DS

I think your so right (love your Panty's too )

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

LOL, destinie [don't worry about her; I've heard she's one herself]

Well, I'm apparently running behind this man's expectations as I'm only polyamorous...*sigh*

Heavy is the head that wears the ball cap.

 

[Dumpling]

I thouht I was gonna talk to the Dirty little Slut
I like her Pant'ys

 

[Dirty Slut]

I'm here...

These are my boyfriends favorites panties. When I wear them he knows he's going to get some pussy tonight! LOL

DS

 

[Madame Manga]

Apparently someone misinterpreted my hatred of rape as a hatred of men.

Well, now that I'm a militant lesbian...um, what do I do with my boyfriend?

*snork*

And what do I do with my husband and two male children? Damn, I'm sunk--disapproving of rape and sympathetic depictions of rape deprives men of their divine right to fuck anything that moves and feel good about it. I must despise the entire sex. My heart is broken.

Maybe I'll go sniffle to Hubby and ask for a snuggly. Oh wait--he'll probably want something in return after the kiddies are in bed.

Hey, I can hardly wait. ;-)

MM (with a beer in hand)

 

[Guest]

Madame & Mlle:

I am hot to see you two wrassul. I am fantasizing your outfits as I write. Can I be your lipstick slut?

3+way Perdita

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

lolol

Oh, Manga! You're so rugged.


Perdita, I'd want you for my manager!

 

[Guest]

Mlle said "rugged"

Ouchie!

The Lipstick

 

[Madame Manga]

I am wearing an Undertaker 'Big Evil' shirt as I type. ;-) It's black and red and purple and has his scowling mug on the front! I am tuff!

Uh, that is, I hand-painted it from my own design rather than buying official WWE 'rasslin merchandise. And I'm drinking a Gordon Biersch Marzen instead of a Bud. Can I still be butch?

MM

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Hey, and uh...I like Edge...


Maybe I *am* butch, compared to him...


Ok, Madame You're the "Big Dog"

 

[Guest]

Maybe I *am* butch, compared to him...

Big Blue, you're butch compared to anyone on the AH.

Trovatron

p.s. are we giving up the green and tackle box?

p.p.s. sent email as the box won't let me in.

 

[Madame Manga]

For adult Edge fans only

Uploaded *just* for you, Mlle!

The pencil sketch:

http://members.aol.com/monsieurmanga/edgecoat.jpg

The colored pencil/oil pastel:

http://members.aol.com/monsieurmanga/edgecolor.jpg

Not my best work, but definitely BLEU...

MM

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Oh my god.


Oh my god.



Oh my god.




Oh my god.



You are the nicest lady EVER.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*quietly moving my old-fashioned, heterosexual butt out of this thread*

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

lol

He's a guy, kulta...just kinda...pretty.