I have decided to start sending obnoxious unsolicited PMs

[Monkey_Face]

For years I have read people complaining about them on here. But, since I have yet to do it, and it happens in the privacy of the PM box, I have not yet witnessed it.

Well, no more!

Today I take my destiny into my own hands. Literotica, prepare for completely unsolicited, bizarre PMs.

And, yes, if you ask, you don't get one. Then it wouldn't be unsolicited. Don't ruin my fun, bitches.

 

[koalabear]

*iggy*

 

[GracefullyYours]

*cries*

 

[Sinny]

Reason 11,9999.86 why I have PMs turned off. I just cannot have monkey poo flung into my inbox. Never again. Never.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Reason 11,9999.86 why I have PMs turned off. I just cannot have monkey poo flung into my inbox. Never again. Never.

It always comes out.

Eventually.

 

[John Doe]

Get busy livin' or get busy dolphin.