I have Bronchitis.

Stop smoking.

Boil a pot of water, then take a towel, cover your head and let it drape to the sides while you inhale the steam.

This should loosen stuff up and make you cough.

After you cough, SPIT, don't swallow, unlike a completed blow-job.

Chicken soup.

That's all I got.

Hope you feel better.
 
Vodka

Go and have a shower and dont turn the fan on, then read in there afterwards... good for the lungs.

Course you could just chuck a towel over your head and put your face over a bowl of hot water with tea tree oil in it.
 
alexandraaah said:
Stop smoking.

Boil a pot of water, then take a towel, cover your head and let it drape to the sides while you inhale the steam.

This should loosen stuff up and make you cough.

After you cough, SPIT, don't swallow, unlike a completed blow-job.

Chicken soup.

That's all I got.

Hope you feel better.

Yes. I've been smoking significantly less. And drinking a lot of water.

And coughing up enormous amounts of snot.
 
RastaPope said:
Yes. I've been smoking significantly less. And drinking a lot of water.

And coughing up enormous amounts of snot.

I forgot to mention that I'm not a doctor, I'm merely Jewish and we're pretty good about thinking we're great about remedies and such.

Perhaps my advice sucks.

Sounds like your doing a good job on your own, there.
 
Jim_Henson said:
You know, I never got chicken soup from you... do you make it good?

Not really, but I open the can well.

Matzoh ball soup is my specialty.
 
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