I have boobs on my head.

[Purple Haze]

It's my new hat,

nipples on the noggin.

Still need ear-muffs, furry little devils..

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL Between you and PC, I'm having a hard time keeping a smile off my face.

 

[Purple Haze]

It's a serious problem,

I can't stop licking....

 

[Problem Child]

Well, go get a bra and tie the strap under your chin. You don't want those babies floppin' around if you go jogging.

People might stare.

 

[Ice Cold]

All I can think of I Little Nicky were the guard gets boobs on his head and then Rodney Dangerfield want to play with him... Later on he has tassles on them.... what a weird image.

 

[Purple Haze]

I can deal with the staring,

everybody thinks they gotta be touching them.

Grab, grab, grab!

 

[Problem Child]

Are they big?

If not, you could get implants and be the only guy-with-boobs-on-head in the porno biz.

 

[Purple Haze]

The implants were uncomfortable, I had them removed.

Besides, I kept knocking into things, and I had to duck under most things.

The neighbor kids had a blast though, until the sheriff arrived.

 

[islandman]

The implants were uncomfortable, I had them removed.

Besides, I kept knocking into things, and I had to duck under most things.

The neighbor kids had a blast though, until the sheriff arrived.

Purple,

THEY'RE BOOBS!!! Quit your complaining. I, for one, would love to have boobs on my head.....and under me......and next to me.............

 

[phrodeau]

Boobs on the brain. Pretty much standard around here.