I have been

[I'mVan]

Freshly magic'd. And I've discovered that waking up the morning after, curled into a feotal position, with my nuts squeezed out between my legs, is a perfect time for wandering fingers along my fresh sensitive scrotum and exposed arsehole. Sigh, how I dream of a tongue.

 

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[I'mVan]

Ya ya ya, and if yer tongue happend to be a thousand miles long, that would be fucking awesome. *muah*

 

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[I'mVan]

LOL. Point taken, applications welcome.

 

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[I'mVan]

"I can't believe . . ." How many times do my girl friends say this to me. And yet the flocks are conspicuous by their absence.

 

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[I'mVan]

Samples are free.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[I'mVan]

When did you ask last . . ?

 

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[*bratcat*]

 

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[*bratcat*]

 

[I'mVan]

The other day when I was very bluntly told that I am not your type.

lol, hey three out of four ain't bad.

And I'm over pity now, all I want is fun.

 

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